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THE TRUEST WORDS.
Thanks to Paul F. Tompkins, any time I see a mention of Cake Boss, Ice-T, Gary Marshall, Andrew Lloyd Weber, or Werner Herzog and it turns out to just be the actual person I’m always disappointed.
By being more entertaining/interesting versions of those people he’s made their existence feel boring and redundant. Which leads me to the conclusion that in a perfect world all people would be Paul F. Tompkins impersonations. A world where we’re all replaced by PFT clones doing a hilarious ongoing bit based on who we were. Utopia.
vegansaurus!: Your mail-order backyard chickens are giving you salmonella →
Namely, chickens sold through one Ohio-based mail-order hatchery caused 195 cases of salmonella in humans between March and September of last year. Moreover, per the CDC:
This outbreak investigation identified the largest number of human illnesses ever linked to contact with live…
Hey urban-hipster-backyard-former-beekeepers-current-chicken-coopers,
YOU SHOULD STILL BE A VEGAN AND NOT BUY ANIMALS THROUGH THE MAIL. THANKS.




